It’s not my job.
Not my problem.
What do you want me to do about it.
…as our menu has changed.
Our technician will be out between 8 – 12.
At least our wait time isn’t as bad as the cable guy.
This isn’t going to hurt a bit.

Everytime I hear one of these phrases I just want to run and hide.  At the very least I want to replace the people offering the product or service with someone new.